5 reasons I bombed ASM 223 immigration studies

In order to earn my political science degree, I have to take "liberal studies" like immigration. Ok, so I bombed it? Is it my fault the professor is biased?

1. I couldn't relate with my professor

All my professor talked about was talking Asian Americans and I just don't see the connection? What is this some kind of cultural sensitivity class? We are talking about America here right?

2. I'm not Asian or Hispanic

I'm not Asian or Hispanic, why do I need to know THEIR history? Snowflakes always think they are entitled to their own version of history. I like my American history just the way it is. My family history is all about conquering the frontier, as are many other American's history. I'm tired of cry-baby stories of hard life on welfare.

3. What is this accent about?

Mexican language is destroying our grammar, the same way that black English has destroyed our language. A lot of people ask what is this black English? Language rules are just that. RULES. I ain't going to tolerate different "accepted" forms of black and slang English. Unsubscribe to these language formats.

4. Is he calling me gay?

Did you call me gay? I'm not gay, you're gay.

5. Immigrants are helpful?

My prof kept going on and on about the benefits of immigration and open opportunities, but all I could think of is that Hispanic person better at math than me. Maybe if Trump closed the border, I would be the smartest person in the math class. Thanks a lot Obama.

Well, that's 5 reasons I bombed my immigration studies. Just more liberal bias, if you ask me.

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Fucking Fuckface

Fucking Fuckface is a student guest columnist with Ivy Collegiate. He studies political science with the goal of removing the major entirely from academia.