Let's Eat the Rich (Actually)

I've come to a conclusion. Many of those my age and in my generation have committed to a meatless existence. Put of compassion for our fellow animals. However, we still crave meat. I would to like to propose a solution that resolves this quandary: eat the rich.

Humans generally have come to the conclusion if something tastes good enough, it's ok to kill and eat it.

I can't think of any any animal that deserves to die. But humans? I can think of many.

Well billionaires, how do you taste? It's been a long while since I've had meat. I do miss it.

And besides, we'd be solving two problems. For one, we can satiate the undeniable human hunger for meat, and two, the rich won't need their riches once they're devoured by the rest of us. It will even finally cut down on the emissions that are killing the planet; the vast majority of which is emitted by the 0.01% of global society.

The rich could be a delicacy. Something to enjoy whenever your local despot gets out of control.

Our ancestors would tear their tyrants limb from limb.

Think about it. Meat may be back on the menu, boys.

Just kidding.

It would be insane to say something like "eat the rich."

Yet it seems so many people are saying it these days.