Jeff Bezos reportedly to dismantle Dutch government to appease concerns over bridge

"We heard you, and we're working hard to alleviate your concerns”, said big dick rocket space man, as he rested his throbby girthy member on the consulate table.

In the Netherlands, the conflict between the city of Rotterdam and an individual human being has come to a head. Jeff Bezos, former CEO of Amazon, has begun discussions of a partnership between Bezos and the legislative body of a foreign, sovereign state.

“The partnership will benefit both parties and I hope the matter can be resolved amicably. The last thing we would want to do here is ruffle any feathers”.

Bezo’s publication The Washington Post issued a scathing op-ed contending this matter is very serious and there’s many pros and cons on each side. “There’s no right side in this matter,” said the publication, “it’s a difficult situation all the way."

“The interim Dutch government will function similarly to the conventional government”, continues the megolonaut, “however, everyone will be paid in Amazon Bucks.” Bezo’s office declined our requests to comment, citing that our office had been scheduled for compliance remediation.