Outcry over lack of police violence towards whites

People are really upset about something and it seems like the thing they are upset about is the lack of police violence towards whites.

I don't know why everyone hates whites, but I just guess they do. It's unfortunate that people are so angry about it and want to see white people to get hurt.

Whites in America have been exempt from police brutality for decades--from being murdered in broad daylight in front of their family to being shot down in their own home--white people have skillfully been able to dodge being regularly gunned down by cops.

And some people, I guess, want that all to change. Like, they want more white people to die or whatever. I'm not sure why whites should be punished for being good at avoiding police brutality. I'm not sure why people want more white people to die.

However, it would seem that Americans are outraged by this--or so I think. It's hard to tell. People are taking to the streets, starting riots in cities from Minneapolis to Columbus, demanding equal oppression against whites--or something.

"This inequity will not abide," says what I imagine a protester might say. "I will not rest until whites in America are terrorized and ruled by a police state of my own design."

I'm not particularly sure why people want the subjugation of whites. But, it seems pretty clear that's what they want. After all, it's hard to see what else they could be angry about.

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by Paul Tsongus

Paul Tsongus

Paul Tsongus is a senior opinion writer for the Ivy Collegiate. He's been writing for the Collegiate for 5 years and is the holder of a B.S. in Political Studies. He continues writing for the Collegiate and is currently enrolled in Harvard Law.