Who are the boogaloo bois?

A new group of armed militants are joining the fray of the George Floyd demonstrations. Here is everything you need to know about the "boogaloo bois".

Who are the boogaloo bois?

Incels who want to incite a race war because they think it’s funny.

What do they look like?

The kid you were nice to in high school because he seemed like a school shooter.

What is their uniform?

A Hawaiian shirt, blue jeans and scraggly facial hair.

Why do they believe what they do?

The only people they can make friends with are Nazis because no one else likes them.

Are they armed?

Yes, and they can tell you the difference between a clip and a magazine.

Are they dangerous?

They are more afraid of you than you are of them.

How do we stop them?

Most boogaloo boys can be warded off by lobbing insults about their wide hips.