Experts worry Musk’s new responsibilities at Twitter could distract him from solving Ukraine crisis

Elon Musk's groundbreaking efforts in resolving the Ukraine crisis may come to a grinding halt, as the multi-billionaire trust fund CEO-cosplayer is forced to acquire the social media shitshow company Twitter for a hefty sum. Experts are worried Musk's new focus of curbing cyberbullying against himself, specifically, permanently crippling the company by indiscriminately firing key executives, and returning key racist players to their platforms to seem "hip" with his predominantly manchild audience may impact his ability to get high and post every single thought about Ukraine he's ever had.

His base has gripes with the platform, upset simultaneously with "anti-expression woke culture" and people expressing themselves. This may shift his priorities from posting nonsense on Twitter to posting nonsense on internal Twitter messaging boards.

"If Musk is spending his time diligently reading hundreds of pages of print-outs of code from his top developers for quality control purposes, he may not be able to devote enough time to solving the Ukraine crisis via Twitter polls predominantly answered by his infantile libertarian Twitter audience," argue experts.

Musk has been instrumental in introducing baseless opinions to the general public discourse and his time spent at Twitter making decisions with no research at all may impact his ability to do the same for Ukraine.

As part of his Twitter shakeup, Musk's vows to fire all top engineers who insist on "competitive and equitable pay in relation to industry experience, domain knowledge, skillsets and their current roles" over weekly pizza parties.

At press time, Musk was tweeting about Putin's dick face during a Twitter restructuring meeting, assuaging some experts concerns.