Ochem TA gracefully dodges regrettable sexual advances

Oof. That was bad.

Your super hot TA for ochem didn't even acknowledge that you just totally threw him a line in front of the whole class, the Ivy Collegiate reports.

He just casually brushed past it. Didn't even flinch. This man was made for flirting and it just glanced off him like a tank--like a lean, muscle-bound rock-hard tank.

He looked at you for like a second and he could totally tell you were flirting. Or did he?

That shirt fits so good. What the hell even his hair is perfect. Is he gay? He might be gay. No, his eyebrows aren't done. Or are they? What the fuck was he just born with perfect eyebrows?

Wow you're not even paying attention to the lecture. Get it together. Focus.

Fuck his handwriting is so good. Oh my god it's better than your handwriting. Do you have boy-handwriting?

It shouldn't even be legal to be this hot. Oh god he's talking again. Yes, teach that ochem. He's so smart, fuck.

At press time, you were considering trying again a bit more obviously; maybe he didn't get the hint.