The Ivy CollegiateMay 5, 20220 min readNew dating site connects women seeking abortions with Republicans seeking mistresses
The Ivy CollegiateFeb 8, 20221 min readJeff Bezos reportedly to dismantle Dutch government to appease concerns over bridge"We heard you, and we're working hard to alleviate your concerns”, said big dick rocket space man, as he rested his throbby girthy member...
The Ivy CollegiateAug 2, 20212 min readNon-Ivy grad thinks he's peopleWashington, VA. Wide-eyed poor Dixon Hans has been seen talking in the direction of Harvard graduates Vernor Winfield MacBriare Smith IV,...
The Ivy CollegiateJul 21, 20210 min readCompany that ruined country moderating online political discussions
The Ivy CollegiateApr 26, 20212 min readPhone bad"Phone bad," reports a new study from Harvard. The study was conducted over a one year period and tracked participants well-being via...
The Ivy CollegiateOct 1, 20202 min read5 reasons I bombed ASM 223 immigration studiesIn order to earn my political science degree, I have to take "liberal studies" like immigration. Ok, so I bombed it? Is it my fault the...
The Ivy CollegiateSep 27, 20203 min readOpinion: Not all slave owners were badNot all slave owners were bad people. Sure, there were those who beat their slaves, raped their slaves, or otherwise worked their slaves...
The Ivy CollegiateSep 18, 20201 min readSchumer: We'll get it doneSenate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer vows to confirm the next justice before the end of the presidential term, following the recent...
The Ivy CollegiateSep 16, 20200 min readGary Tygert Burton to host "Extreme Makeover: Home Eviction Edition"
The Ivy CollegiateSep 14, 20201 min readThe best foodThe best food is... ...Spinato's! Congratulations Spinato's! You are the best food!
The Ivy CollegiateSep 4, 20200 min readDozens of ‘Animal Crossing’ players deck virtual yard w/ Biden campaign signs, toppling irl record
The Ivy CollegiateAug 11, 20200 min readBiden strikes middle ground between police brutality and black people with Harris VP pick
The Ivy CollegiateJul 17, 20201 min readBookstore cat do not like petThe cat do not like pet. OK?? do NOT pet the cat YES he is cute YES he is soft but he do not like pet HE BITE you would not like to be...
The Ivy CollegiateJul 7, 20202 min readNASCAR reverses stance on racism: "we thought it meant race car driving"NASCAR has reportedly reversed its stance on racism in its leagues. "We've known about the racists in our league for a long time, and we...
The Ivy CollegiateJul 5, 20201 min readTrump reimagines Mt. RushmooreIn statement Sunday morning, following intense protests of his speech on Saturday, Trump has unveiled new plans for the Mt. Rushmore...
The Ivy CollegiateJul 1, 20201 min readAmazing! Senior couple creates ‘love curtain’ so they can fuck during quarantine!Talk about inspiring! This genteel couple hung a shower curtain, cut holes, and created sanitized portals so they could fuck during...
