
Jeff Bezos reportedly to dismantle Dutch government to appease concerns over bridge
"We heard you, and we're working hard to alleviate your concerns”, said big dick rocket space man, as he rested his throbby girthy member...

Non-Ivy grad thinks he's people
Washington, VA. Wide-eyed poor Dixon Hans has been seen talking in the direction of Harvard graduates Vernor Winfield MacBriare Smith IV,...


Phone bad
"Phone bad," reports a new study from Harvard. The study was conducted over a one year period and tracked participants well-being via...

5 reasons I bombed ASM 223 immigration studies
In order to earn my political science degree, I have to take "liberal studies" like immigration. Ok, so I bombed it? Is it my fault the...

Opinion: Not all slave owners were bad
Not all slave owners were bad people. Sure, there were those who beat their slaves, raped their slaves, or otherwise worked their slaves...

Schumer: We'll get it done
Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer vows to confirm the next justice before the end of the presidential term, following the recent...


The best food
The best food is... ...Spinato's! Congratulations Spinato's! You are the best food!



Bookstore cat do not like pet
The cat do not like pet. OK?? do NOT pet the cat YES he is cute YES he is soft but he do not like pet HE BITE you would not like to be...

NASCAR reverses stance on racism: "we thought it meant race car driving"
NASCAR has reportedly reversed its stance on racism in its leagues. "We've known about the racists in our league for a long time, and we...

Trump reimagines Mt. Rushmoore
In statement Sunday morning, following intense protests of his speech on Saturday, Trump has unveiled new plans for the Mt. Rushmore...

Amazing! Senior couple creates ‘love curtain’ so they can fuck during quarantine!
Talk about inspiring! This genteel couple hung a shower curtain, cut holes, and created sanitized portals so they could fuck during...



















