The Ivy CollegiateJul 1, 20201 min readAmazing! Senior couple creates ‘love curtain’ so they can fuck during quarantine!Talk about inspiring! This genteel couple hung a shower curtain, cut holes, and created sanitized portals so they could fuck during...
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The Ivy CollegiateJun 2, 20201 min read#BillionaireLivesMatter trending#BillionaireLivesMatter is trending as armed citizens are gather in front of brick and mortar stores to defend them against rioters and...
The Ivy CollegiateMay 31, 20201 min readWho are the boogaloo bois?A new group of armed militants are joining the fray of the George Floyd demonstrations. Here is everything you need to know about the...
The Ivy CollegiateMay 29, 20202 min readJoe Biden won't stop walking six feet behind me screaming, "if you don't like me, don't vote for me"Joe Biden won't stop walking six feet behind me screaming, "if you don't like me, don't vote for me" vs. If you don't like me, don't vote f
The Ivy CollegiateMay 29, 20202 min readOutcry over lack of police violence towards whitesPeople are really upset about something and it seems like the thing they are upset about is the lack of police violence towards whites. I...
The Ivy CollegiateMay 22, 20202 min readFemale programmer actually good at job, just using youA new study from Harvard indicates that Shelby, the new nodejs developer, is in fact a reputable open source contributor who is simply...
The Ivy CollegiateMay 15, 20202 min readIt’s time to cancel JojiIt's time to cancel Joji. Since his rise in 2017, K-Pop fans and mainstream music fans alike swooned over Joji, an ostensibly tortured,...
The Ivy CollegiateMay 14, 20201 min readJoji is the Japanese American pop star we’ve been waiting for Joji is an American Japanese pop star that is showing there's room in the pop music industry for powerful artists who don't shy away from...
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The Ivy CollegiateApr 22, 20202 min readDisappointing: professor kinkshames student just for masturbating on Zoom lectureApril 22, 2020 A UCLA student was reprimanded for pleasuring himself on a live Zoom lecture, The Ivy Collegiate reports. The student was...
The Ivy CollegiateApr 21, 20201 min readOchem TA gracefully dodges regrettable sexual advancesOof. That was bad. Your super hot TA for ochem didn't even acknowledge that you just totally threw him a line in front of the whole...
